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I am happier than I would normally expect to be at this time of the month. It must be something to do with the weather...

Yesterday was great - we celebrated Liberation Day and the Red Arrows did an air display and everything! They went WOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH and covered the sky in red, white and blue smoke and scared the bejesus out of the pigeons. Ha ha ha!!!

HM The Queen came over too; as it happens I needn't have cleaned my floor because she didn't pop in for a cup of tea, but that said I am glad I did because I spilled coffee everywhere on Sunday morning ( I don't know how) and the floor was all sticky. Still, now my kitchen smells of oranges!

Thanks to the gorge weather we have had recently I am sat here picking the peely bits off my sunburnt shoulders. The pile of skin I made yesterday has dried out and in now looks like a small mound of Kellog's Cornflakes. Not the sort of thing that I would recommend having for breakfast, regardless of whether you prefer to sprinkle sugar over them or not.

I blame my peelyness on Rainwolfkin and her "ooh, it looks like a storm" weather forecast. There haven't been any clouds over Jersey for the last two days and I now look like a beetroot Kind like this -----> but with a smile. Ho hum.

Have a great day y'all.