I sit here in a moderately concerned state of mind....
I was walking back to my office at lunchtime when, half way through a satisfying yawn, I swallowed a fly. Whole.
It troubles me that, owing to my ongoing stomach problems, I might not have enough gastric juices to kill this fly and that it may end up laying a nest of eggs in my tummy which will hatch and then devour me from the inside out. Not something I fancy although I am equally as loathed to swallow a spider to catch the aforementioned fly.
Any suggestions?
I was walking back to my office at lunchtime when, half way through a satisfying yawn, I swallowed a fly. Whole.
It troubles me that, owing to my ongoing stomach problems, I might not have enough gastric juices to kill this fly and that it may end up laying a nest of eggs in my tummy which will hatch and then devour me from the inside out. Not something I fancy although I am equally as loathed to swallow a spider to catch the aforementioned fly.
Any suggestions?
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leola:
Good point. And it might have eaten all your half-digested onion bajhis by then and by the size of a human head!
rainwolfkin:
what kind of cheesecake? i love cheesecake (after a long battle forcing myself to like cheese of any sort)