Yesterday was the special VIP Grand Opening of Platinum, Jersey's newest niteclub. Having been invited to attend I duly obliged.
I like to attend these things, not for the free Champagne but because it gives me a chance to be nosey and have a good poke around. And that I did; once I had finished I got drunk and boogied (still no change - Geography Teacher stylie).
My overall opinion? It is just like Follies (the old place) but with a new lick of paint and some bubbles.
Alas, drinking on a week night means I am somewhat tired and I have been in a silly mood all morning. Rather than restrict my annoyingness to my colleagues I share with you a typical Stockbroker joke:-
A Chinese guy was trying to exchange Yen for Dollars and asked the cashier "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat yen for dollar, today I only get a hunat eighty"
The cashier replies "Fluctuations"
The Chinese guy gets annoyed and shouts "Yeh? Well fluc you white guys too!"
Ha ha ha
I like to attend these things, not for the free Champagne but because it gives me a chance to be nosey and have a good poke around. And that I did; once I had finished I got drunk and boogied (still no change - Geography Teacher stylie).
My overall opinion? It is just like Follies (the old place) but with a new lick of paint and some bubbles.
Alas, drinking on a week night means I am somewhat tired and I have been in a silly mood all morning. Rather than restrict my annoyingness to my colleagues I share with you a typical Stockbroker joke:-
A Chinese guy was trying to exchange Yen for Dollars and asked the cashier "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat yen for dollar, today I only get a hunat eighty"
The cashier replies "Fluctuations"
The Chinese guy gets annoyed and shouts "Yeh? Well fluc you white guys too!"
Ha ha ha
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I often poison my boss but not this time.....
off to drink and be merry now - have a good friday dear. xxx