mro

Compliments are great. I love it when people compliment me - who doesn't? Indeed, this very morning I was told by a client I have superb voice and I should be on the radio. This is BBC Radio 2 and here is MRO with the news and weather. Thinking about it, that's not a bad idea - over the years this is probably the most common compliment I have ever heard (second only to "...oooh, you're so big and I didn't think anyone could ever make me cum 5 times in one night ).

My most bizarre compliment came from a young Russian girl who was working in a certain Gentleman's Club in London. I was there with a few mates on a stag do and we all thought it would be a good idea to throw obscene amounts of money at nekkid ladies.

We all had a great time and the topic of this certain, very attractive Russian cropped up. It transpires out her 'line' was to compliment punters so as to make them feel special ergo spend more money on her.

It turns the other guys were praised for having a nice smile, beautiful eyes; one of the chaps even mentioned she told him he had great, strong muscles and a sexy body. Lucky him. Me? Well I don't quite understand this but I was told I had "....nice hair....".

WTF? What the hell is nice hair? Why can't I have a lovely smile, nice eyes or a firm sexy body? NICE HAIR???

I can only presume that either I really am a bit of a beast and have the perfect face for radio, or that greying and receding hair is a delecacy in the darkest depths of Russia.