I have been so remarkably lethergic today I barely had the energy to play with my juggling balls let alone buy and sell any stocks and shares. I don't know what has come over me....
I seek a small fave from someone. I know you are all techy-types, or you know techy-type people so I was wondering if one of you would be so kind as to 'doctor' this advert for me:-
I find it very funny in it's own right but I would rather have a copy which says "GUINNESS - turns your poo black and stringy", because I find this even funnier, bordering on hilarious.
If you do manage to do it or find someone who can edit it for me I shall love you forever and I shall repay you....somehow.
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu
I seek a small fave from someone. I know you are all techy-types, or you know techy-type people so I was wondering if one of you would be so kind as to 'doctor' this advert for me:-
I find it very funny in it's own right but I would rather have a copy which says "GUINNESS - turns your poo black and stringy", because I find this even funnier, bordering on hilarious.
If you do manage to do it or find someone who can edit it for me I shall love you forever and I shall repay you....somehow.
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu
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I maintain that I am not a sicky-drunk - that is, I am a discreet vomiter. However, the immense redness in my face from the sheer volume of wine may have marked me out as an alcoholic. Drat.
We never worked in an office, so I would be unable to return a 'lucky pen'. I could return his 'lucky wok' or somesuch, but the owner might be slightly peeved if I started city-hopping with his kitchen equipment.
I think part of the reason I like him so much is that he has too much taste to want me