I went to the toilet this morning and my wee was red. Bright fucking red. For about 30 sconds I panicked and thought I had ruptured a kidney or something. It turns out I had eaten too many beetroot crisps over the weekend, and now I am fine. Ha ha ha,M&S beetroot crisps taste gorge and they make your wee red
On other notes, I am currently remarkably horny and I bumped in to Ciel in the coffee shopthe other day. She has a new tat on the side of her belly and she insisted in exposing it to me. Sweeet
So, how have you all been?



On other notes, I am currently remarkably horny and I bumped in to Ciel in the coffee shopthe other day. She has a new tat on the side of her belly and she insisted in exposing it to me. Sweeet

So, how have you all been?
leola:
Beetroot crisps?! I don't believe it! Anyway - glad to hear all is frolicky fun - would love to have drinks when you're in London - give me a shout,
