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Humph

I was on the phone last night to my lady friend when, somehow, we got on to the subject of my underwear. Jokingly, I said I wasn't wearing any because I had left them at the house of a random one night stand but I couldn't retireve them because I didn't know which one of the three one night stands I had this week has claimed them as a souvenir.

As retribution for such a silly jokey comment I now have the squits. I can only presume it is down to either of two reasons:-

1) There really is a God and He is playing his What Goes Around Comes Around card in order to teach me a lesson for making such a silly comment to such a lovely young lady, or
2) My lady friend is, in fact, a voodoo witchdoctor who has been sticking pins in a little wax MRO doll while dancing round her bedroom naked and sacrificing chickens.

I hope it's not 2) because I couldn't bear to be parted from my beloved Chicken

I am currently chilling out and having a lazy Sunday afternoon. I am very relaxed, drinking tea and eating a moist McVities ginger cake. It's true what they say about ginger......