I went to the toilet this morning and my wee was red. Bright fucking red. For about 30 sconds I panicked and thought I had ruptured a kidney or something. It turns out I had eaten too many beetroot crisps over the weekend, and now I am fine. Ha ha ha,M&S beetroot crisps taste gorge and they make your wee red
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leola:
Beetroot crisps?! I don't believe it! Anyway - glad to hear all is frolicky fun - would love to have drinks when you're in London - give me a shout, 
I've just been trolling around MySpace, looking at other people's sites and voyeuristically getting a peek at the lives of the people who occupy the world with me.
I know it sounds bizarre, but I am almost blown away at the vast number of different people and different personalities there are, each one living a different life to mine and making their own mark on...
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I know it sounds bizarre, but I am almost blown away at the vast number of different people and different personalities there are, each one living a different life to mine and making their own mark on...
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slavewire:
but myspace is kinda a lot like SG.
only... a lot vaster..
btw, we both live on an island now!
only... a lot vaster..
btw, we both live on an island now!
leola:
Here here! Screw work! How've you been? xx
My local Blockbuster video store is doing a special summer offer - two large tubs of Haagen Dazs ice cream for 5.
I have worked out that, if I eat two and a half tubs a day for dinner, I can cut my calorie intake substantially and reduce my food bill by about 60%.
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Incidentally, I don't like flip-flops. They look strange and people...
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I have worked out that, if I eat two and a half tubs a day for dinner, I can cut my calorie intake substantially and reduce my food bill by about 60%.
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Incidentally, I don't like flip-flops. They look strange and people...
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rainwolfkin:
MRO's patented ice cream diet! sounds yummy!
coral_fangs:
Hehe. I can just hear the people now cursing the guy at the tills who's holding up the queue by buying 18 tubs of ice cream to last him the week.
And is it really possible to eat half a tub of ice cream without eating the other half aswell?
And is it really possible to eat half a tub of ice cream without eating the other half aswell?
Devil's Hole is a lovely place to visit. Shame about the tourists tho'.....
coral_fangs:
But what's it matter if half the members can't use it as long as it looks pretty. Right?
rainwolfkin:
that sounds dirty! just what is devil's hole and what happened to the tourists there? hm?
This new site is really really pants to navigate. It used to be easy: point & click = boobies, point & click again = friends list. This....this is just messy and confusing.
Earlier today I spent an hour and a half attending a presentation on a new Hedge Fund. 5 minutes in to the presentation my mind started to wander and I spent the rest...
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Earlier today I spent an hour and a half attending a presentation on a new Hedge Fund. 5 minutes in to the presentation my mind started to wander and I spent the rest...
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snowballinhell:
Funds for hedges eh? What ever will they come up with next 
Are you across the waters for Sky's party this weekend?
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Are you across the waters for Sky's party this weekend?
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
I smell of KFC 
snowballinhell:
Ewwwww 
rainwolfkin:
is that your plan to keep me from sniffing you armpits in public?
I'm sorry I haven't posted for a while - rainwolfkin has been over for the week, visiting and...ummm...stuff 
I'm not entirely sure I understand this new style of SG blog thingy stuff. It looks too much like Myspace and is rather difficult to navigate and look at what I want to look at. I'm confused.
Sod it, i'm off to get me some more tongue...
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I'm not entirely sure I understand this new style of SG blog thingy stuff. It looks too much like Myspace and is rather difficult to navigate and look at what I want to look at. I'm confused.
Sod it, i'm off to get me some more tongue...
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rainwolfkin:
i miss you so much already. mush.
The hotel opposite me employes someone to stand outside their reception area and smoke.
It's true!
I leave my flat at 7:15 in the morning and he's there, puffing away and watching. If I go home at lunchtime he's there, loitering and smoking. When I get home at about 6:30pm he's still there, being all lurking-like and smoking.
There's something suspicious about him. He looks....shifty.
It's true!
I leave my flat at 7:15 in the morning and he's there, puffing away and watching. If I go home at lunchtime he's there, loitering and smoking. When I get home at about 6:30pm he's still there, being all lurking-like and smoking.
There's something suspicious about him. He looks....shifty.
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rainwolfkin:
maybe he's watching you. have you ever engaged in any espionage activities?
leola:
I'm looking for a job and that sounds perfect!
What is the whole 'thing' with Myspace?
I mean, I understand the concept of it because it is a blog, just like any other blog-type journal. But, I mean..... *scratches his head*...
I was toying with the idea of starting up a Myspace blog and was having a bijou trawl around when I stumbled on Jem's journal. Jem is a real life famous singer chick...
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I mean, I understand the concept of it because it is a blog, just like any other blog-type journal. But, I mean..... *scratches his head*...
I was toying with the idea of starting up a Myspace blog and was having a bijou trawl around when I stumbled on Jem's journal. Jem is a real life famous singer chick...
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rainwolfkin:
you want to join myspaz so you can have a cult following of 13 year olds, don't you?
Somehow, I have found myself drawn in to the murky, seedy world of online poker. Such is my addiction I am now staying up until the wee small hours playing tournaments against freaky students and drunk Americans; so much so I am considering wearing my green Las Vegas visor when I play and filling my lounge with cigar smoke.
I have just realised I have...
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I have just realised I have...
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rainwolfkin:
online poker refunded my contribution to them and my bank account has been credited. but my online cash fund with which to gamble is still there. which means, i'm $100 up from the $75 i was up yesterday. i can see how it might get addictive. i didn't even have to play to win that!
i think i'm getting that sparkle of neon vegas illuminating my fantasies...
i think i'm getting that sparkle of neon vegas illuminating my fantasies...