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I went to the toilet this morning and my wee was red. Bright fucking red. For about 30 sconds I panicked and thought I had ruptured a kidney or something. It turns out I had eaten too many beetroot crisps over the weekend, and now I am fine. Ha ha ha,M&S beetroot crisps taste gorge and they make your wee red


On other notes, I...
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I've just been trolling around MySpace, looking at other people's sites and voyeuristically getting a peek at the lives of the people who occupy the world with me.

I know it sounds bizarre, but I am almost blown away at the vast number of different people and different personalities there are, each one living a different life to mine and making their own mark on...
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My local Blockbuster video store is doing a special summer offer - two large tubs of Haagen Dazs ice cream for 5.

I have worked out that, if I eat two and a half tubs a day for dinner, I can cut my calorie intake substantially and reduce my food bill by about 60%.

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



Incidentally, I don't like flip-flops. They look strange and people...
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Devil's Hole is a lovely place to visit. Shame about the tourists tho'.....

This new site is really really pants to navigate. It used to be easy: point & click = boobies, point & click again = friends list. This....this is just messy and confusing.

Earlier today I spent an hour and a half attending a presentation on a new Hedge Fund. 5 minutes in to the presentation my mind started to wander and I spent the rest...
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I smell of KFC

I'm sorry I haven't posted for a while - rainwolfkin has been over for the week, visiting and...ummm...stuff

I'm not entirely sure I understand this new style of SG blog thingy stuff. It looks too much like Myspace and is rather difficult to navigate and look at what I want to look at. I'm confused.

Sod it, i'm off to get me some more tongue...
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The hotel opposite me employes someone to stand outside their reception area and smoke.

It's true!

I leave my flat at 7:15 in the morning and he's there, puffing away and watching. If I go home at lunchtime he's there, loitering and smoking. When I get home at about 6:30pm he's still there, being all lurking-like and smoking.

There's something suspicious about him. He looks....shifty.

What is the whole 'thing' with Myspace?

I mean, I understand the concept of it because it is a blog, just like any other blog-type journal. But, I mean..... *scratches his head*...

I was toying with the idea of starting up a Myspace blog and was having a bijou trawl around when I stumbled on Jem's journal. Jem is a real life famous singer chick...
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Somehow, I have found myself drawn in to the murky, seedy world of online poker. Such is my addiction I am now staying up until the wee small hours playing tournaments against freaky students and drunk Americans; so much so I am considering wearing my green Las Vegas visor when I play and filling my lounge with cigar smoke.

I have just realised I have...
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Who would have thought driving to B&Q would be so stressful? Stupid learner drivers. Sometimes I think I should have been born with more middle fingers...

Mfft....

I was so sleepy this morning, I meant to spray my underarm with Lynx and I missed, spraying my ear instead.