Motherfuckers constantly asking me how my growing soil's so rich and creamy; wait, that rich and creamy shit's the skin of my favorite SGs; the compost is rich and crumbly. To make a long story short, for years I made my compost from leaves and grass clipping and a little blood meal sometimes and urine - golden showers into the compost when the need arose - and, no, I never whacked off into it if that's where your mind no doubt went -- and I made it in a hoop I had created out of some one-inch hardware cloth which isn't the best way to build up heat but it definitely got hot. This year I decided to try something different so I bought me some 'official' compost bin things and here they are:
This is the "Biostack," a contraption with four box-sides that stack up to match the height of the pile. It has a folding top that doesn't keep flies out but this particular unit is only being used for further composting mulch I got elsewhere at this time, as an experiment. The PVC pipe has a lot of holes I made in it to aerate the pile down to the bottom, which is brick for the front foot and dirt for the back 1.5 feet - the idea being to draw some earthworms to the pile (although I'm gonna get a worm-setup one of these days)
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This here's a unit called the "Earth Machine." It's round, as you see and has a removable screw-on top and a door below to remove 'finished' compost. I'd like someone to tell me what the point of that is since, with frequent turning of the composted materials there's never gonna be a time when the "unfinished" shit's on top and the "finished" shit's on the bottom - it's always gonna get tossed together. Anyway, this particular unit is being used for some compost I had been building in my wire hoop, then on the ground for a while, made up of leaves and grass but with the addition of all of the kitchen scraps (carrot shavings, banana peels, anything else, coffee grounds, etc.)
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Still haven't actually answered the original question, though. The reason my compost is so fucking great is because of this:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
This is a Sear's Craftman chipper/shredder with an 8 HP Briggs & Stratton engine - and it so trashes the brown material I run through it that the organic bacterias and nitrogen released in the pile has no problem whatsoever in breaking down the materials into dark-brown gold for me. I bought this unit new 16 years ago and it still looks and runs as new 'cause I bought it a Rubbermaid shed to live in at the same time. It hasn't seen as much duty as it should but I'll tell you - I can not start it up for 3 or 4 years, then, when I get the bug, she starts right up and does what she needs to do.
And don't think the tomatoes don't appreciate it.
This is the "Biostack," a contraption with four box-sides that stack up to match the height of the pile. It has a folding top that doesn't keep flies out but this particular unit is only being used for further composting mulch I got elsewhere at this time, as an experiment. The PVC pipe has a lot of holes I made in it to aerate the pile down to the bottom, which is brick for the front foot and dirt for the back 1.5 feet - the idea being to draw some earthworms to the pile (although I'm gonna get a worm-setup one of these days)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
This here's a unit called the "Earth Machine." It's round, as you see and has a removable screw-on top and a door below to remove 'finished' compost. I'd like someone to tell me what the point of that is since, with frequent turning of the composted materials there's never gonna be a time when the "unfinished" shit's on top and the "finished" shit's on the bottom - it's always gonna get tossed together. Anyway, this particular unit is being used for some compost I had been building in my wire hoop, then on the ground for a while, made up of leaves and grass but with the addition of all of the kitchen scraps (carrot shavings, banana peels, anything else, coffee grounds, etc.)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Still haven't actually answered the original question, though. The reason my compost is so fucking great is because of this:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
This is a Sear's Craftman chipper/shredder with an 8 HP Briggs & Stratton engine - and it so trashes the brown material I run through it that the organic bacterias and nitrogen released in the pile has no problem whatsoever in breaking down the materials into dark-brown gold for me. I bought this unit new 16 years ago and it still looks and runs as new 'cause I bought it a Rubbermaid shed to live in at the same time. It hasn't seen as much duty as it should but I'll tell you - I can not start it up for 3 or 4 years, then, when I get the bug, she starts right up and does what she needs to do.
And don't think the tomatoes don't appreciate it.
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i love compost