Saturday was going to be housework day.... which it did end up being. Had to buy a new vacum cleaner, that was heaps of fun.... so when i got back home i couldn't be assd doing it. So I grabbed a beer, a towel, chucked on 2many dj's and went and layed out in the sun by the pool. Pure Bliss.
Whilist I was laying there I saw a caterpillar racing along the ground.... i thought to myself how lonely is that bloody caterpillar!............but then where the fuck is he going in such a hurry? is he late for a date? did he have a party to go to that i didn't know about? maybe he was on the hunt for vag? perhaps he was doing his daily exercise routine? Maybe he farted and was trying to crop dust it?
As I was trying to work out the caterpillars thoughts I grabbed my glass of beer and took another gulp when I felt something funny on my lips...... yep... you guessed there's a fuckin fly in my beer!
I thought you little shit then it all came to me.....
The fly was actually getting on the turps before this party.... and the caterpillar was racing to get to the bottle shop before it closed!
What else could it have been?
Whilist I was laying there I saw a caterpillar racing along the ground.... i thought to myself how lonely is that bloody caterpillar!............but then where the fuck is he going in such a hurry? is he late for a date? did he have a party to go to that i didn't know about? maybe he was on the hunt for vag? perhaps he was doing his daily exercise routine? Maybe he farted and was trying to crop dust it?
As I was trying to work out the caterpillars thoughts I grabbed my glass of beer and took another gulp when I felt something funny on my lips...... yep... you guessed there's a fuckin fly in my beer!
I thought you little shit then it all came to me.....
The fly was actually getting on the turps before this party.... and the caterpillar was racing to get to the bottle shop before it closed!
What else could it have been?
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