Yeah, so... apparently...there's these things called "condoms"...right? Also, there is a thing they call "birth control pills". Also, there are things called "uteri". I wish I could describe the situation as "immaculate", but, its not exactly streamlined yet. I may have made more than a boner this time.
me: "oh, this birth control is 99.99% effective. thats good enough for me."