mrginger

My cat is an asshole.

Holy Shit THIS IS EXCITING!!!

I work all the time at a job below my abilities for little pay and zero appreciation from anyone but my immediate co-workers who are glad they don't and cannot do my job. My girlfriend is about 3.5 months from having my child and I have to shower her with praise for every choice of butter knife she ever slathered...
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We went to a farmers' market and we got some fresh garbonzo beans. Chickpeas! They were green! And good! Never had 'em before, but Shit! them things is delicious. I'm gonna grow some.

My cat plays fetch.

I'm no sheep.
The Women that I've Loved have Loved me back.
Though the people I've worked for have made more money through my efforts than I have seen the benefits of,
My Work Stands Alone.
I am the Master of My Destiny.
I am the Captain of My Soul.
Through Will Alone, My Son Will Know.
His Inheritance Will Be the Certainty of His...
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We got a kitten. call him Cutty.
We gonna have a son. Gonna call him Leon.

Not after this dude, but I like the song.


Not after this dude either, but he don't fuck around, right?

The fetus has a weiner.

Two nights ago my girl left me a series of frantic messages while I was at work. I called her back on my break. The trap next to the fridge had done its job. Sort of. The rat that had had the misfortune of getting its neck snapped in the contraption was still alive, panting, and trying desperately to free itself. My poor pregnant girlfriend...
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I worked my 1st day at a new job today. I've had years of experience preparing sushi and today I didn't even chop an onion or make a beautiful or unique plate of food. I just made sure that soups and hot bar dishes were in full supply. I have made so many people happy by representing the food they enjoy in a light that...
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I feel like the walls are closing in on me.

I know everyone's got their problems. I've had my share of struggles and I know they pale in comparison to those of many. I've come close to death. I've been the victim of savage attacks and thievery. I've racked up massive medical bills in hardly any time at all. I've been arrested for victimless crime and been the victim of unknown assailants. I have had...
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