mrflickwood

Updating my journal. No idea why. Only two people in the world actually read it and neither of them need to go on the internet to find out what I'm up to. Anyway, we'll assume that the world is engulfed in a nuclear holocaust and the only thing that survives is the SG server. Then aliens come and try to make sense of our culture using only the information they obtain from Suicide Girls. After carefully sifting through all the data, they will determine that humans were for the most part a depressed race who liked to paint themselves and had way too much time on their hands. A few of them were ninjas. One had a really tough time deciding on ANYTHING.
Anyway, for you aliens, Chicago was a nice place before a 20 megaton warhead detonated over Lake Michicgan and it got wiped out by a 1500 foot tall tidal wave. I'll miss the Field Museum in particular; it rocked. The Hancock Tower observatory was sweet, too. Probably a hell of a view of the wave...oh God, the radiation...it's eating my suit...it's eating my fucking suit!!! AWWWW GAWDDD.....