mrdoodle

So this evening I found out I have stayed in the dirtiest hotel in America (Hotel Carter New York)
Proud moment right?
I actually had sex in one of the beds, eww!

Happy Friday everyone

Exciting weekend ahead, got a friend coming up to stay for a couple of nights, can't wait.

She was my girlfriend when I was 12, aww <3 She's totally awesome and got some amazing things planned. Either a ghost hunt, live action Zombie games in Liverpool or Heroes & Villains night at a lapdancing club in Manchester!

Does mean I have to...
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I just wanna put this out there: I haven't had sex for over two years. TWO YEARS!

Fuck it, gotta get some sleep before Monday comes to kick my ass.

Peace, love and cupcakes x

Just once I'd like a girl to say "you make me wetter than an otter's pocket"
I can then die happy

If I win a major amount on the lottery, I'm donating enough money to Missy to produce another SG video on the proviso that:
1) I get to go along to the filming and party
2) It's free to you 'orrible lot

Need to buy a ticket first!

Here is a bullet pointed list of my life at the moment.

*Melting - The UK is so fucking hot right now
(but our troops in Afghanistan are hotter, stop moaning!)
*Beard - New addition to my face. It's ginger.
*American HiFi - On my iPod
*Weekend - Just YAY
*Anxiety - Side effects of meds gone
*Mussels - Tried to cook them for tea,...
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Guys and girls, I need your help!

I'm going to a Geek Chic party tomorrow night and need to sort out what I'm wearing.

I was thinking of a Superman T-shirt under a white shirt, but I'm not sure that's "enough".

Asked someone at work who suggested a shirt, bow tie, tank top sweater and some brown pants.

Any suggestions would be gratefully received, photos...
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So upset that hardly any if the girls from The First Tour DVD are no longer active on here.

The soundtrack still kicks ass though x

Watching Breaking Bad wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and drinking bourbon on the rocks.

Not sure life gets more chilled out than this

Y'know, this site is fucking awesome. Not just for naked tattooed hot girls, although that's why I joined!
It's more to do with being who I am and not who people want me to be. I don't personally know anyone on this site, I've never met any of you, it's almost like a clean slate. Not like I'm trying to re-invent myself, it's just that...
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