mrdelicious

Been working like a fiend. I guess that's good.

I was supposed to go to a wedding in Ciudad Victoria, Mexico at some historic hacienda this past weekend but blew it off at the last minute. I had a bunch of work to catch up on and my friend I was going there to meet had to leave town Sunday morning and go back to Mexico City for finals and government work. She was so much more fun when I met her a few years ago during her actress phase. I didn't want to make such a long trip for so little time there. I've been receiving drunken calls in Spanish from people I've never met all weekend. I pretend they're saying nice things, but I don't speak Spanish, it could be some of the most vulgar things ever uttered. I don't know which I would prefer.

Met a friend for lunch yesterday and we got to talking about an easier way to make a living. She decided she'd find a sugar daddy or two and I decided I'm going to invent a do-it-yourself lipo kit. I'd be a billionaire. Now if I can only figure out a way for people to suck the fat out of their asses, by themselves, in the privacy of their own home, without dying, I'm set.