I put up a new video this week! It was quite a good performance in my mind, I managed to remember all my lines this time! Amazing what a bit of rehearsal can do. Except I still jumbled up the last bit. I wasn't expecting a huge reaction when I got it, and then finished up with an off colour joke, as I do. But I fucking relished that off-colour joke. This threw me off a tad. Because also the emcee had signalled already that my time was up. But I was lingering.. Anyway, my normal thing to do, is talk for 4 and a half minutes, including fucking about saying shit for the first 30 seconds which I thought of on the night, get the signal for 30 seconds left and think: "fuck! I have a two minute story left!" and then chop it up and try to cram it in a 30 second slot.
In other news, I could have an opportunity to do a one hour performance mid-year. I have done 10 minute performances before. Honestly I am excited about the idea. I haven't got one hour of material to do. Or maybe I do. But I couldn't just lump it all together. But I think in 6 months time I will be able to do this. I have only done 15 performances so far. So at this point it feels like biting off more than I can chew. But that's how I have always attacked things. Including my food! 5 rissoles in my mouth at once. That's my record. I could also mash an entire banana in my mouth when I was 3. Ok, I love the attention, and I could talk for an hour underwater. But would it be funny? Yes.. It would, probably. OK, I'll do it! OK, I admit, I already made my mind up. I am just waiting for some other people to give me the shove I need, because I don't like to do anything without getting some kind of validation. Except masturbation. I can do that all on my own.
Watch the video and share your thoughts! Even if you thought it was shit! I love hearing that
https://youtu.be/oHQa1KUgR9M
