mrcrisp

interesting day.

i went and saw saw 4. i started off hating those movies, but now they're a guilty, guilty pleasure. and i may or may not have purchased saw 3 on dvd.

so, i was all like, "if i'm wacthing these movies, i might as well be an alcoholic." i went out to grab some whiskey, or rum, but then i learned that:

1. alcohol is only sold in liquor stores (who woulda tunk it?!) in south carolina.
2. liquor stores close way too fucking early.
3. liquor in bars is overpriced.

i ended up going to the store and picking up some beer and a pack of lucky strikes instead.

i got home, heineken in hand, where i realized that, well, i didn't own a bottle opener.

well shit, a brotha's gotta improvise, right?

thank god i had the nail clippers they gave me at bootcamp. a half hour and some cuts later, i had one bottle open. those clippers have gotten me through plenty of situations, tell you what. i'm like macgyver with that thing.



5 more to go. eventually i'll be too drunk to open them without smashing the necks over my head. should be fun.

i hope liquor stores aren't closed on sundays.

and i love this fucking picture: