mother broke her foot last week, so she's set up a temporary office in the kitchen, which makes cooking very difficult. i'm holed up in the room right now, chewing on the edge of my desk.
ce ce peniston's "finally" and crystal waters' "100% pure love" play in the background, slowly blending into one another until they become a mix of inscrutable guilty, finger-snapping pleasure....
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ce ce peniston's "finally" and crystal waters' "100% pure love" play in the background, slowly blending into one another until they become a mix of inscrutable guilty, finger-snapping pleasure....
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i think i've certainly had enough to drink tonight.
it took me a few tries to type that and this without error.
as good as all those heinekins or hienykins or heinies were, they made dinner go by too quickly. and to think, i was actually spending it with an attractive and funny girl. i should call her before she goes back to LA, but...
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it took me a few tries to type that and this without error.
as good as all those heinekins or hienykins or heinies were, they made dinner go by too quickly. and to think, i was actually spending it with an attractive and funny girl. i should call her before she goes back to LA, but...
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be_elzebe:
jappy holidays? Are you making fun of my people?
how's it hangin? Did you call her or what?
how's it hangin? Did you call her or what?
paul newman's shitty popcorn almost burned down my house.
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wildswan:
Aww, puddin'! What's going on?
leave it to me to blow it with a girl.
not going to see the devil makes three tonight after all. george from halfmoon bay is doing some suit and tie thing tonight and kacey is still packing his shit up in arcata. anyone else is out of the question, and there ain't no way i'm going to the phoenix alone. sure, i could always...
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not going to see the devil makes three tonight after all. george from halfmoon bay is doing some suit and tie thing tonight and kacey is still packing his shit up in arcata. anyone else is out of the question, and there ain't no way i'm going to the phoenix alone. sure, i could always...
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dingoes8:
Yeah, I was squirming in my seat the first time I watched that scene. I don't know if I can make it through it again! I always feel like that when I'm calling someone. 
wildswan:
So, Crisp, did you really blow it with a girl? Did you do a Mikey style phone call? Don't you have some business to handle before you leave? Come on now, Turbo!
As to how I am: I shall make no assessments until after I've gone on winter vacation. Any close examinations of my state of being may result in a collapse of my bio-systems.
I, however, appreciate the query.
As to how I am: I shall make no assessments until after I've gone on winter vacation. Any close examinations of my state of being may result in a collapse of my bio-systems.
I, however, appreciate the query.it's been a few months since my last experience with alcohol, and after a few rounds of tsing tao my filterin' organs aren't too bashful about pointing it out. i have a couple of finals tomorrow, and then i'm done with school for a few months. considering that i've spent most of my time lately preparing articles for the newswire, there has been little time...
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thefuckoffkid:
Cheers dude. 92 feels good. (Or is it 93?)
emotedcreations:
I read something somewhere about you shipping out two months early or something. I wasn't sure what that meant. But I'm guessing the answer is no...
am i the only one who doesn't think it's keen for a business to keep an employee that not only antagonizes volunteers but paying customers as well?
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_dictionarygirl_:
As soon as I can afford a road trip. Or even time off from work for a road trip. God, I hate my job. 
signalnoise:
I'm obsessed with sending people news articles, and I noticed a week ago (or so) you posted an interesting piece on the CE boards about Christian terrorists. There was a piece in Sundays Chicago Trib about the Oklahoma City bombing and neo-Nazis. I though you might find it interesting.
a brief explanation for my unexplained return: turns out i'm shipping two months earlier than expected, so now that i'm leaving in january what's the harm in sticking around until the end?
in other news, i'm compeltely obsessed with zombies right now. i blame dead rising.
in other news, i'm compeltely obsessed with zombies right now. i blame dead rising.
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legionnaire:
Good articles the last few days. It's nice to see some quality member submissions for a change. Thanks!
visara:
As a matter of fact my mother kept me lock in a tower for more than 16 years! When I looked out the window one morning there stood a knight on a white horse ... I jumped out into his arms and married him - we lived happily ever after ... but I still would want more friends ... 
i wrote out a long explanation for my departure. it disappeared. i lack the energy to recreate my original message. it's a pity, too, because the original message explained the situation so well.
basically, right now, i'm letting go of things. i'm destroying things. i'm breaking myself down. it's a process that i undergo at least twice a year, and i'm long overdue. the head...
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basically, right now, i'm letting go of things. i'm destroying things. i'm breaking myself down. it's a process that i undergo at least twice a year, and i'm long overdue. the head...
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dark_templar:
Good luck on the mental vacation, I like to clean my slate at least once a year as well.
emotedcreations:
nice article!
the apex of my weekend:
the rest was busier than i actually expected, but at least now the house is stocked with enough groceries to last me the week. i missed out on seeing a few people i was looking forward seeing, and a few i wasn't. just a lesson to get my shit secured before the weekend.
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chainlink:
LEAVING ?!?!???
Godamnit Crisp.
I only came back to be with you ! YOU CAN"T LEAVE ME NOW !!!
you whore
Godamnit Crisp.
I only came back to be with you ! YOU CAN"T LEAVE ME NOW !!!
you whore
they call me turbo.
i read this in the local paper today, gave me a big enough laugh that i felt inclined to share it (hilarity highlighted in bold):
i read this in the local paper today, gave me a big enough laugh that i felt inclined to share it (hilarity highlighted in bold):
Also, I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to go to a sparkly gay disco!!!