mr_meany

I have, unfortunately, fallen ill of late.

I blame my circumstances on the germ-infested children who attend my class. Although near to adult age, the brats never learned how to properly cover their mouth when coughing or sneezing, nor do they wash after using the toilet. Then they handle their test papers and books with unwashed hands. And who has to touch them and handle...
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My wife, Helen Meany, and I recently celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary together. Needless to say I found the entire event to be disappointing. It began in the late afternoon. Unfortunately, the banquet was open to family (her family. always.) And I had to suffer through endless hours of meddlesome children, running around, disrupting my quiet home and touching my antique gun collection with...
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Today I caused a young child to cry. I have never found this to be difficult. If you simply look at their beady eyes in just the right way, nothing more is needed.

They say that children are full of wonderment and joy, but I have found the little monsters to be full of fear and anger. They do nothing but cry and spit, scream...
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Today I picked the legs off of a spider. One by one. I paused between each leg, to laugh menacingly. The spider would gaze back at me and beg for the torture to end. I spotted a thousand tiny tears drop from its thousand tiny eyes. I was unmoved. I plucked each leg, again and again. When I finished my gruesome task, I allowed it...
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I am without mercy.

Yourself?