mr_kelly

once again, Burnley has proved absolute worth as a guarenteed great night out.



in one night out:

- my friend craig managed to get the worst carpet burn ever in club.
- another mate was not allowed to LEAVE a club because he was too drunk.
- i got 3 packs of chewing gum confiscated off me on the door of a club
- i got knocked out by a drug underage prick who head butted me whilst dancing to feeder.
- we got kicked out of the same club because a friend tried to steal some perfume from the guy in the toilet.
- we then got a taxi driver who had to let us out half way home, claiming he was too STONED to drive us!

god help me.

i invite everyone to a house warming party in Burnley, then we can all go experience the mayhem that is Burnley Town Centre.