DAY 5 - pissed in cinccenati. from vodka and cranberry with too much ice.
just been out for an amazing meal and drink in some amazing bars, i have been followed home by a fat drunk opera singing girl who lives in the flat above my host, she wants me, i want to cut off her head.
so i come and hide in my room and get comfort from all the fucking beauties on suicidegirls.com. you know who you are, i want to marry everyone on my friends list, men included.
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must of us (like me) don't bother going in, coz you have to fill this secrecy and liability form in, and threes no way to survive with documentation like that! they don't even need proof to slap you with a 4.000.000 law suit