mr_durrp

Started off the new year great.

Got pulled over for "swerving". The cop asked me where I was going so buzzed. I told him, work. He asked where I work and told him, Target. So he asks me to show him my red shirt, which I did.
They had me do my alphabet a-m. Passed.
They had me stand on one foot and count to 30. Passed.
Blew in the breathalyzer. 0.0 passed.
So he insisted I was on pills or weed.
So I followed his finger. Passed.
They kept telling me they will take me to jail.
So whatever, they let me go and I was a minute late for work.

Happy new year.