mr_david

So the Pope goes to New York City, and hes picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, Im sorry, but I dont think Im supposed to do that. But the Pope persists Please? and the driver finally lets up. Oh, all right, I cant really say no to the Pope.

The Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window.

Hes pretty startled and surprised, and the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but its someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the Governor?

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.

Chief: Like the President?

Cop: More.

Chief: Well, whos more important than the President?

Cop: I dont know, hes in the back of the limo, but hes got the Pope DRIVING for him!