A great example of poetic justice, but I still keep hearing the Benny Hill theme when I read it.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/index.html
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I work for a large, corporate information reproduction company ... pressing buttons for a pat on the head, and pocket change for food.
...Essentially, I am a copy-jerk.
Ick. Deer killing. Have you ever been a-huntin'? I once had an anxiety attack after stepping foot into a gun shop. It wasn't just the firearms; it was the posters of deer silhouettes with red targets painted over them, plastered all over the walls. Am I a left-wing tree-hugging animal lover? Yes.
*sigh* I'm hungry. Again. Gonna forage for s'more food... mebbe you'll have read this post by the time I come back.
I didn't actually deer hunt until I was grown and only once and didn't shoot at anything. It was more like armed camping.
I have shot prairie dogs... which, despite their PR, are plague carrying rodents (well, their fleas are anyway... the dogs themselves are just gross in a lot of other ways).
I like animals. I have two cats. Who are very old and very pampered. I don't equate shooting things for food with not loving animals (and I'm not saying you do, of course) ... though I don't eat prairie dogs. They're just gross.
On the plus side, I don't care whether you are a goddamn hippy... meaning, it doesn't make me you any more or any less. I do care who you are. Besides, if everything we said; believed in; and liked and disliked matched up, it would just be jerking off.
Homework implies school, so now I'm obligated to ask you what you're studying, I suppose.
And I'm sorry I wasn't around right after you posted. We'll work on our timing
Now, I'm off to bed with my s. (wink) tight and sweet dreams.
(beep)