Ugh. You know what really sucked about today? The fact that my belly grew a few inches bigger. I'm retaining water like a motherfucker, and I can't even see my feet. 
My pants zipper even started to unzip. Thanks to my mother for telling me.. 
So, I feel really, really fat even though I'm not, I know. But come on. I bet you all can look down and see the tips of your toes, atleast. 
I guess that means I have to go get corks again soon.. I remembered last month for once.
I'd love to stay and keep updating. But, I'm currently constructing my final resting place. It looks like nothing yet, though.
Build me my Great Pyramid, bitches! I've been building cities/pyramids/mastabas/sun temples all. day. long. And now I'm building that. Or, rather, my people are building that. For me . Laborers. Hah! So, that'll take me to about dawn to get halfway done. I'll be sure to show you the final product. 
Sometimes, it rules being Pharaoh.
I'm kidding. It rules all the damn time.
My pants zipper even started to unzip. Thanks to my mother for telling me.. So, I feel really, really fat even though I'm not, I know. But come on. I bet you all can look down and see the tips of your toes, atleast. I guess that means I have to go get corks again soon.. I remembered last month for once.
I'd love to stay and keep updating. But, I'm currently constructing my final resting place. It looks like nothing yet, though.
Build me my Great Pyramid, bitches! I've been building cities/pyramids/mastabas/sun temples all. day. long. And now I'm building that. Or, rather, my people are building that. For me
. Laborers. Hah! So, that'll take me to about dawn to get halfway done. I'll be sure to show you the final product. Sometimes, it rules being Pharaoh.
I'm kidding. It rules all the damn time.
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Or, I got to play super mario world on the SNES today! I LOVED that game when It came out.
Old letcherous guys are lame. I have a friend that is something like 33, and is trying to pick up on these 18 year old girls. I have no idea why they hang out with him...
I grew up with a girl one year younger then I living across the street. We are like siblings. When she was 16 or 17 she tried to date 20-somethings. I also had a friend that dated a 21 year old when she was in Jr high. What is that all about? And here I was not getting any attention from the girls my age, cause they all wanted these old men.
He he, I sound a little bitter dont I.
I dont know if you can help me, but would you rather have a guy be really forward and state planely he is interested, or have the guy become your friend quietly, make eyes and leave things up to you? If he is forward it doesnt seem too aggressive? If he is passive you wont think he is uninterested in?
Ive just had bad luck communicating my interest in in girls, but perhaps I am just too afraid of getting shot down or getting into a situation with a girl that I end up not connecting with and that I cannot get out of without hurting her.
Back to work for me. Have fun playing vids! Check out Diablo2, but get the battle chest. Its an older game so it sould be relitively cheap.