For today, I printed out flyers for Not One Damn Dime Day. I know I have freedom of speech, but I still need to ask anyway because I'm insecure about things like this: I have two flyers almost printed, so I can put them on the inside windows of my car. That is NOT illegal, and therefore, I cannot get into any trouble. Right? Unless someone of course wants to be a jackass and make issues. But other then that, I'm free to tape those suckers up, right? If I can figure out how to print them so they actually fit on the damn printer paper. I'm an idiot, considering how much time I'm on the computer.
I also want to cook myself breakfast. Does anyone have any suggestions/new things I can try out without burning the house down, with easy ingredients that the woman of the household probably already has stocked in the kitchen? Remember: I even suck at making mac'n cheese. I'll be a wonderful trophy wife someday. "Honey..I burned the water again..." I'd like to make DECENT food for once. By myself. And my mothers cookbooks suck ass. We have pancake mix, because I love chocolate chip pancakes, but..they just end up tasting..not quite right. They're good, yes, but..too thick, and just.. I don't know. They don't taste like the good ones from the restaraunts, and so I haven't made pancakes in a long time. So, I need help because I'm kitchen-challenged among everything else.
So far, nothing interesting has happened today. Why did I wake up at 6. It's 9:46 and I think I should head back to bed, but then again, I should get some of my portfolio together. I found our digital camera; I can play around with that too, if my father didn't hide the damn instruction manual. Even though I read the directions second, after figuring out how to use it.
I definately need a new job. I'll be freezing my ass off from 12-6 every night (almost) starting the 24th. I'd prefer to just..get another job, that is as flexible as this one is (very), make decent money, like..anything more than the $6.25 an hour I'm getting here (after 18 months, too! ) is good. But I refuse to work anywhere near food, and I hate working with loads of customers, I've done it for 18 months, and they are not worth the time, though I could handle a few at a time. And I suck at cashiering, I am terrible with numbers. I need a calculator for simple addition sometimes.. I sound so damn picky. Too bad there isn't a drive through for jobs. I'd like one that is flexible, goes until 5-7 at night, and I could go in at noon. Indoors, and small - not like a huge company with all this business coming in and out of the doors, literally, just small and laid back - Where they wouldn't mind if I was planning on dying my hair bright green and piercing my nose twice soon, and the fact I wear fishnet shirts and fishnet & striped stockings, and that I'm very perverted (I'd spare the customers!). And everyone is friendly, and we'd all get along, and blah blah blah.. I suppose I can only wish. Anyone hiring someone like me? If anything, I'm nice and I have a great sense of humor. And I'm tough!
I'm watching Married With Children. I have not seen this show in months. It's so funny. Damn, it just ended. Cocoon is on.
Speaking of dying my hair, anyone know where I can get bright green hair dye? I always use kool aid but is washes out so quickly after one/two days. And I'd like to bleach my hair first, this time, because mine is dirty blond. But I've never bleached my hair ever, so, anyone know what product is good to use for that, that my clumsy self could do? We'll discuss piercings later.
I am going to go through recipe books, and watch this movie cocoon. And I'm going to putz around with this digital camera . Maybe I'll upload some more pictures..
And because of this Cocoon movie, I hope I NEVER have to go to a retirement/old persons home, or anything of the sort. Ugh.
I also want to cook myself breakfast. Does anyone have any suggestions/new things I can try out without burning the house down, with easy ingredients that the woman of the household probably already has stocked in the kitchen? Remember: I even suck at making mac'n cheese. I'll be a wonderful trophy wife someday. "Honey..I burned the water again..." I'd like to make DECENT food for once. By myself. And my mothers cookbooks suck ass. We have pancake mix, because I love chocolate chip pancakes, but..they just end up tasting..not quite right. They're good, yes, but..too thick, and just.. I don't know. They don't taste like the good ones from the restaraunts, and so I haven't made pancakes in a long time. So, I need help because I'm kitchen-challenged among everything else.
So far, nothing interesting has happened today. Why did I wake up at 6. It's 9:46 and I think I should head back to bed, but then again, I should get some of my portfolio together. I found our digital camera; I can play around with that too, if my father didn't hide the damn instruction manual. Even though I read the directions second, after figuring out how to use it.
I definately need a new job. I'll be freezing my ass off from 12-6 every night (almost) starting the 24th. I'd prefer to just..get another job, that is as flexible as this one is (very), make decent money, like..anything more than the $6.25 an hour I'm getting here (after 18 months, too! ) is good. But I refuse to work anywhere near food, and I hate working with loads of customers, I've done it for 18 months, and they are not worth the time, though I could handle a few at a time. And I suck at cashiering, I am terrible with numbers. I need a calculator for simple addition sometimes.. I sound so damn picky. Too bad there isn't a drive through for jobs. I'd like one that is flexible, goes until 5-7 at night, and I could go in at noon. Indoors, and small - not like a huge company with all this business coming in and out of the doors, literally, just small and laid back - Where they wouldn't mind if I was planning on dying my hair bright green and piercing my nose twice soon, and the fact I wear fishnet shirts and fishnet & striped stockings, and that I'm very perverted (I'd spare the customers!). And everyone is friendly, and we'd all get along, and blah blah blah.. I suppose I can only wish. Anyone hiring someone like me? If anything, I'm nice and I have a great sense of humor. And I'm tough!
I'm watching Married With Children. I have not seen this show in months. It's so funny. Damn, it just ended. Cocoon is on.
Speaking of dying my hair, anyone know where I can get bright green hair dye? I always use kool aid but is washes out so quickly after one/two days. And I'd like to bleach my hair first, this time, because mine is dirty blond. But I've never bleached my hair ever, so, anyone know what product is good to use for that, that my clumsy self could do? We'll discuss piercings later.
I am going to go through recipe books, and watch this movie cocoon. And I'm going to putz around with this digital camera . Maybe I'll upload some more pictures..
And because of this Cocoon movie, I hope I NEVER have to go to a retirement/old persons home, or anything of the sort. Ugh.
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And I want pics now! No, scratch that, I want them like, five minutes ago! SNAP-SNAP! CHOP-CHOP!
And i'm not sure but i'm thinking that if I ever do answer that question about a bears nuts then I won't be coming back with any answers for you, or anyone else for that matter.
-Josh