motorfirebox

I occasionally see a spider skitter across the ceiling above me when I am asleep in bed. This is generally followed by me teleporting out of my bedroom and then waking up halfway down the stairs. The most annoying part about this is that a) it's pitch dark, and b) even if there were any light, I don't have my glasses on and would not be capable of spotting a god damn beluga whale if it were skittering across my frickin' ceiling.

Fuckin' mindspiders, man.