Top 5 signs you know you're in a 3rd world country:
5. The bartenders offer you sex with either a boy or a girl (and I mean literally a BOY or a GIRL) when you order a drink.
4. All of the roads are single lane, dirt, and can not be driven when it's raining.
3. The only bank around is a school bus on blocks, with two guys working inside, and one of them is a BIG mother fucker with a shotgun!
2. Instead of pick your own lobster, the local restaurants offer pick your own chicken or lizard.
1. The local idea of a traffic jam is two donkeys humping in the middle of the street.
5. The bartenders offer you sex with either a boy or a girl (and I mean literally a BOY or a GIRL) when you order a drink.
4. All of the roads are single lane, dirt, and can not be driven when it's raining.
3. The only bank around is a school bus on blocks, with two guys working inside, and one of them is a BIG mother fucker with a shotgun!
2. Instead of pick your own lobster, the local restaurants offer pick your own chicken or lizard.
1. The local idea of a traffic jam is two donkeys humping in the middle of the street.
kushangaza:
Thats just funny. really funny