motherwolf

I am forming my own political party.
Keeping in touch with the "new improved" environmental movement and taking into consideration that most politicians, if they were lions, would have been eaten at birth, I will call this party the Soylent Green Party.
What better way to save the planet than running on the premise that bad elected officials be ground up for consumption, thus not only removing major co2 emissions from the carbon footprint, but also, feeding homeless cannibals, and removing the stupid gene from the human lineage as well. It seems like a win win situation for both the immediate and future generations of the world.

The only downside I see is for the cannibals, cholesterol levels may need to be monitored regularly.