morticiajet

what a nite.....

i went home to wales for the day (as it was my grandads b-day so him and my nan were going 4 dinner... so i surprised him) and on the way back into stoke i decided ro "pop in" and see asha at work... needless to say my very non alcoholic drink turned into many doubles with me ending up deafing the pub by going up 4 karaoke ... twice!!!

.. then we wandered to the upstairs where they have a pole for sum strange reason???? and me being me had to have a go on it, to see of i could remember any of the moves i use to do when i was a lapdancer. now my arms ach sooooo fucking much and my legs are covered in bruises and friction marks coz i wasn't wearing the right shoes/boots!!! eeeewwww

then me and asha wandered past our local gay club (called the club) ..... and for pure comedy value once inside i requested 50 cent in the club (yes i'm ashamed ) anyway i was dancing bymyself and these lovely girls said i coulsn't dance on my own so they joined me.... one was sooo cute, but the thing is because i've never really had a relationship with a woman i couldn't tell if she liked me (plus they thought me and asha were together!) i think thats because women are so less obvious when flirting with other women, as they realise the nastyness of being ogled upon....to eound off i sisn't kiss her, but she invited me back to her's 4 a party but i could'nt go coz of work !!! damn

ih yea i've quit smoking.... so gona end up killing someone