So, I suppose I should update. I just had so many lovely comments I didnt want to lose that little pink number at the top right of the page. 14 makes me feel so loved!
Well its wednesday. This week seems to be flying by. Side still hurts, and something is still missing...going to the doctor tomorrow if they can fit me in. My family refuses to acknowledge this as a possible serious problem and so therefore I am left to pay for it myself...Casey is gonna be the absolute hero that he is and take care of it for me. I feel like such a loser sometimes though.
Did really well on my Italian test, yay for that. That is the only professor with the capacity to make me feel 2 inches tall and hurt my feelings...why I dont know.
So I've pretty much decided that I'm going to Vegas with Casey. Even the friends have given the thumbs up. Not that I let other people make my decisions for me, but sometimes your friends can see things more clearly than you can when in the middle of everything. Amanda even gave the go ahead today which totally surprised me. I WILL finish college, no doubt there, but a semester off is not going to hurt anything. I may transfer to UNLV or come back after I get settled and finish up here at good ol' USC dunno yet. Depends on how I like UNLV and how everything works out. Casey completely made my day today. Had a discussion with Amanda last night about all the sweet little things he does, and of course he drug the details out of me last night. Silly...but this morning and then again on the phone today he told me how much I mean to him and all kinds of other sweet mush...Oh how I love that man! He exceeds every expectation I ever had for myself and I feel that it is all just beginning. I just wallow in happiness!
The end of the semester approaches...
Spring weather has returned (at least for today )
I get to see Case in 2 more days, and I'm going to the doctor tomorrow.
Joke o' the day: (couldnt decide so you get 2)
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''
Joke 2 o' the day:
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:
First worm - dead
Second worm - dead.
Third worm - dead.
Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
And today you get a special funny image of the day as well!!
just goes to show you...
Well its wednesday. This week seems to be flying by. Side still hurts, and something is still missing...going to the doctor tomorrow if they can fit me in. My family refuses to acknowledge this as a possible serious problem and so therefore I am left to pay for it myself...Casey is gonna be the absolute hero that he is and take care of it for me. I feel like such a loser sometimes though.
Did really well on my Italian test, yay for that. That is the only professor with the capacity to make me feel 2 inches tall and hurt my feelings...why I dont know.
So I've pretty much decided that I'm going to Vegas with Casey. Even the friends have given the thumbs up. Not that I let other people make my decisions for me, but sometimes your friends can see things more clearly than you can when in the middle of everything. Amanda even gave the go ahead today which totally surprised me. I WILL finish college, no doubt there, but a semester off is not going to hurt anything. I may transfer to UNLV or come back after I get settled and finish up here at good ol' USC dunno yet. Depends on how I like UNLV and how everything works out. Casey completely made my day today. Had a discussion with Amanda last night about all the sweet little things he does, and of course he drug the details out of me last night. Silly...but this morning and then again on the phone today he told me how much I mean to him and all kinds of other sweet mush...Oh how I love that man! He exceeds every expectation I ever had for myself and I feel that it is all just beginning. I just wallow in happiness!
The end of the semester approaches...
Spring weather has returned (at least for today )
I get to see Case in 2 more days, and I'm going to the doctor tomorrow.
Joke o' the day: (couldnt decide so you get 2)
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''
Joke 2 o' the day:
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:
First worm - dead
Second worm - dead.
Third worm - dead.
Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
And today you get a special funny image of the day as well!!
just goes to show you...
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hellocentral:
he's soft. and hungry. he's been pigging out lately. i think it's a growth spurt. he isn't a year old yet.
gracie:
Howdy! Thanks for the Bday wishes. Confession: I peek at your journal now and then via Casey's buddy list.