mork365

mork37: i have jager. in fact, i have marshall's jager as well
fRoDuS17: i do too
mork37: at least i accomplished something. i wrote 6 pages on the use of polymers in the food packaging industry
fRoDuS17: lets take a shot online together
mork37: i was just gonna say that
fRoDuS17: well, at least we have 50% of the project done
mork37: is this like cybersex?
fRoDuS17: ok, go get the shots
mork37: true dat
mork37: brb
fRoDuS17: we'll "do it together"
mork37: oh god. my freezer's all iced up it's so cold and this shit is thick like cough syrup
fRoDuS17: haha
fRoDuS17: mine too
mork37: here's to staying single, seeing double, and sleeping triple
mork37: and anally raping robots
fRoDuS17: here's to gunpowder and pussy, live by one, die by the other, both smell great
mork37: *takes shot*
mork37: *unzips your patns*
fRoDuS17: *does it with you*
mork37: hahahahaha
fRoDuS17: oooh baby
mork37: oh my god...that was my first time
fRoDuS17: was it as good for u as it was for me
mork37: the best.
fRoDuS17: kinda tingled the back of my throat .... :-)