I really couldn't help myself...
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Isn't it awesome?!?! What a deal too! I already have some offers on it, but back off people! It's my new toy 
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Isn't it awesome?!?! What a deal too! I already have some offers on it, but back off people! It's my new toy VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
and wtf is a High Speed Laser Die Cutting System?
and that thing better wipe your ass and cook eggs for 1500 smackers!