Thank god for drunk people! I know I would have far fewer fond memories without alcohol. For instance last night. I got a drunk dial from my brother's girlfriend asking if I could pick them up and give them a ride home. Well... Sure. I'm there. I drive down to the local dive bar where they've been getting steadily more and more intoxicated for the last 6 hours. I get there and they've changed their mind. They don't want to leave yet. Ok... The Shark's game is on and I'm down to watch it. In fact, I've been looking forward to it. Right on!! Fuck yeah! Sharks win and it was a rad game. Where's the brother? Uh oh... He's trying to get into the girl's bathroom to have sex with his girlfriend. Hey brother!! Let me take you guys home and you guys can do whatever you want. Uhhh... Okkk.... Where're my keys?? Your keys?? There's no way you're driving. Get in the car!!! I'm fine... I haven't had anything to drink for hours. (With a drink in his hand and having seen him just take two shots). I manage to get them into my car. They proceed to start talking at one another. Each one is carrying on a totally different conversion. The volume keeps rising as they are trying to get the other to hear them. Whew... We made it to their apartment. Right on! No one puked in my car this time. I love seasoned alcoholics because they can hold their liquor. Goodnight!! I can't wait until next week when this scenario repeats itself.
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