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Holy crap hat, it's been forever since I posted a blog on here. I will post a full blog soon enough, but for now this summary of events shall suffice:

Played a cover of Beard Song, by Rocky and Balls, with a cool Texan at The First Fake Beard Championships,
Was a part of a team of almost 30 Ohioans at the Annual National Beard...
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Last night was AWESOME!!!! I had the best time I have had in a great long while! Thank you to all of the fantastic Suicide Girls that were at the Red Rock Pub at the Suicide Girls 2nd Annual Luau Party! Every single girl I met was so much fun! I would like to especially thank Ms. Sunshine for putting last night together, thank you!...
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Let the competitive beard growing begin! Sweet mamma jamma I am super pumped about this year's beard and moustache competition! The event is in November and we already have 100 people coming down for it...hell yes! Now I just need to make myself the most ridiculous Uncle Sam outfit ever seen by man.

There are a few songs that remind me of love, of how love used to feel. In truth, it has been over four years since I have kissed a woman, or even held a woman's hand. Out of a need to learn more about who I really am I separated myself from all romantic interaction. Now, years older, and hopefully wiser, I have again opened...
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Beard Team Ohio, check it out and join (for free) if you like, love, have, or admire beards and moustaches.

That isall I have to say.

Damn, I got honey in my moustache.

Sweet balls I'm sore after Jiu Jitsu. It's almost enough to make me try and solicit a back massage from a pretty lady. By the way, if you are a pretty lady and would like to be solicited to for a back massage, I own very good beer, and coffee, and chocolate, and I promise a decently safe work environment. By which I mean there...
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Another wonderful (and weird) dream.

The dream begins like this; I am in a room, a comfortable and lived in room, one fashioned like a composite of the rooms of my house. There are two beautiful ladies standing at one end. One is standing back from the other, as if to present her to me. That is the purpose of me being here, to meet...
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5 days, 5 freaking days. Hell yeah.

Well, I just found out that the two biggest names in the U.S. beard competition areana are coming to our beard and moustache competition in November. Literally the two most famous guys in the United States for beard and moustache competitions are driving from different spots in the country to attent our event. I told myself I wouldn't cry, but... I don't think I can...
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