moppet

there are two v. important entities that didn't get shoutouts in my last entry for the simple fact that i was mad tired and writing so slowly i thought sg would log me out, i would lose what i was writing, and i would never blog again. so i cut the damn thing short at the expense of the jemmons and the bot.

the electric jemmons, known is some circles as skia, is a complete darling and also wicked smaht. the man used to work for the fbi he is so savvy, until he got caught making out with tina fey (you all did know she's a spy, right?) in the oval office. which is not to say he never made it to tina fey's oval office, but sadly, not on the president's desk. ladies of virginia, open your slow southern eyes to the gem that is the jemmons. but don't get too attached cause he's moving back to new york as soon as we can manage to kidnap him proper.

then there is the bot, the currency dog, the glob of the world. you may have seen his picture milling about the sg website and making all the girls swoon at his utter cuteness. such enormous eyes, such an overly concerned expression, and such cuddling capcity that it is possible to sleep an entire weekend away as long as the bot is at hand. oh flizz, how are you so cute?