Dear, Hot People.
I request your cooperation in a coup. A coup against the established media powers.
In the last few days, things have been brought to my attention. Disturbing things.
I'll relate them to you as best I can so that they come to you in the same way they came to me. But I warn you, I've been drinking.... In fact, I think I'll have another...
Now where was I? Ah yes.
First came a rarity. I read the entertainment section of then newspaper.
An article about Megan Fox stood out to me.
The only reason this girl stands out at all in my mind is because she played a character in a series that is very close to the heart of every child of the eighties.
Also. I had made out with a girl of similar appearance, with the same name as the character she played in Transformers a few weeks prior to seeing the first movie. Otherwise, I'd not have given it a first, never mind second glance.
It seems this girl has a temper. (The Celebrity. Not the girl I made out with.)
She was quoted as saying something akin to 'I can be very vicious to my boyfriend. This is why I'd never own a gun. I would'n try to kill him but I'd definitely shoot him in the leg or something.'
'Geezus fucking Christ', I thought. 'We idolise these people.'
Today, I read an article about gun control. Now these news papers I've been reading are the free ones that are handed out at the skytrain stations, and this is an article by a woman who works for a free newspaper, so go fig.
But it talked about gun control. And how we need gun control to protect women and children from men who legally own guns... Geezus fucking Christ.
It seemed to make perfect sense until I just wrote that simplified summary. But despite the good argument. I had to reason against it.
This seems to be removing an awful lot of responsibility from the men they are refering to.
I mean, it's just so natural for a man to want to shoot a woman he's having a relationship with.
So easy for him to go to his gun safe, remove the lock, go get his ammo, load the gun and shoot her.
Man. It's so easy, I almost want to do it to the girl I'm dating, right now! Especially since celebrities already admit that they'd do it, given the chance.
Yes, the article quoted some statistics. But quite frankly, statistics mean less and less to me every time someone quotes them, because I've heard opposing statistics for any and every arguement ever.
It's easy to take a statistic and blow it out of proportion.
But let's say she's right. "For women around the world, the greatest risk comes from their intimate partners. Fully, 85 per cent of women murdered in Canada are killed by their spouse or partner. Most who are shot are killed with legally owned firearms."
Ok so lets just take the responsibility off their shoulders. Obviously the guns are making them do it.
I couldn't help but think back to pretty little Megan Fox. Man. Good thing she decided never to own a gun.
If only everybody were responsible enough to know that they shouldn't be given anything dangerous or they'd fucking kill someone.
Seriously, this next part I truly wish did not have to do with Megan Fox. Never have I mentioned one celebrity so many times in one conversation, blog, or anything.
I hate to admit that I'm ever even aware of these people's real names. I thought a Taylor Swift was some kind of lizard before being told otherwise.
But, this is too connected to the rest of the story to be ignored.
In the same newspaper that I read the article about gun control, was a review of 'Jennifer's Body' Some hot new super natural flick starring(Guess Who) Megan Fox.
Apparently she has sex with people then kills them to satisfy some unholy desire.
This is a trend I've been noticing a lot of lately.
Even with old movies like the Jason or Nightmare on elm street movies. It was horror because you got to like these sweet, sexy characters, then they got killed off one by one and you didn't know who was next. It was suspenseful!
Now, that's not something I particularly want to subject myself too, but it's something, maybe for someone.
It seems more and more, the movies coming out now are about some sort of fetish surrounding hot, beautiful girls getting brutally murdered or slaughtered. If we're lucky, we get some weak plot designed to possibly make us feel that it was right or necessary. IE: Saw, where the people being horribly killed were already bad people or some bollocks.
For the Final Destination shit. I don't even know what the appeal is, other than graphically portraying the the most gruesome deaths some loser could dream up.
I am entirely against censorship, but to me, this isn't even about censorship. It's about, why the hell do you want to watch these things if you're not a sick fuck?
I've seen gory movies where a gory, horrible death is a good plot device. It should make you feel something, for sure. But how can it be the only draw to a movie?
A lot of this is static thought I've managed to type out in a drunken fit. But it all comes down to the same thing. People like the wrong things.
Should it be up to me to decide who likes what? No.
Should it be up to anybody? No.
But it is.
You see it and hear it every day when some talent-less fuck-tard comes on the radio.
You know? I thought I didn't like hip-hop until I heard indie hip-hop. Now I know, the stuff I was subjected too wasn't in the lime light because it was the best of it's kind. It was because it was popular. Why was it popular? Who knows. Sex appeal? Enough funding to be put out there like a bad political campaign?
I always knew this about some things. I just never stopped to smell the roses when it came to hip-hop.
Which brings me back to my original point.
Hot people of the world. I need you to take a stance. You don't need to make people smarter, but they're already being told what to like. Why not tell them to like better things? You're the only ones they will listen to.
We need a media revolution to take place.
They're sheep, you have the crook(penis, bewbs), be the shepherd.
Otherwise, they're going to think that these other 'hot' people are the norm.
And what's with these Kardashians. I mean, someone call Captain Fucking Picard. Who the hell are they?! Why are we giving them their own show? They look like fucking drag queens.
To call them 'Barbie dolls' would be too close to comparing them to something that was supposed to resemble a woman of some sort.
Guys. I challenge each of you to tell a girl who's obviously making no effort to 'pretty' herself up, that she looks beautiful. Fucking do it. I'm sick of eye shadow, tight pants, tube-tops and fish-lips.
To me, normal, pure, un-adulterated and otherwise a complete lack of effort, is attractive, even exotic by today's standards.
They can't all be butch, tomboys the way I like 'em. But man, it's got to be tiring keeping up such unreal expectations.
Yet, they love to put on make-up. They love to plaster, waxy, oily, smelly crud that needs to be removed with something that could strip the grease off an engine block.
It's hard enough just for me to keep my hair looking nice. How could you want this?
That's all.
I'm out of fuel... And while I'm not out of beer. I gotta be gentle on the wallet for the next couple weeks so I'm going to save the next couple cans for rough work days.
Bye the way. If you want to read the articles that induced this vomiting....
Megan Fox's inner demons.
The gun control article.
Review of Jennifer's Body.
I request your cooperation in a coup. A coup against the established media powers.
In the last few days, things have been brought to my attention. Disturbing things.
I'll relate them to you as best I can so that they come to you in the same way they came to me. But I warn you, I've been drinking.... In fact, I think I'll have another...
Now where was I? Ah yes.
First came a rarity. I read the entertainment section of then newspaper.
An article about Megan Fox stood out to me.
The only reason this girl stands out at all in my mind is because she played a character in a series that is very close to the heart of every child of the eighties.
Also. I had made out with a girl of similar appearance, with the same name as the character she played in Transformers a few weeks prior to seeing the first movie. Otherwise, I'd not have given it a first, never mind second glance.
It seems this girl has a temper. (The Celebrity. Not the girl I made out with.)
She was quoted as saying something akin to 'I can be very vicious to my boyfriend. This is why I'd never own a gun. I would'n try to kill him but I'd definitely shoot him in the leg or something.'
'Geezus fucking Christ', I thought. 'We idolise these people.'
Today, I read an article about gun control. Now these news papers I've been reading are the free ones that are handed out at the skytrain stations, and this is an article by a woman who works for a free newspaper, so go fig.
But it talked about gun control. And how we need gun control to protect women and children from men who legally own guns... Geezus fucking Christ.
It seemed to make perfect sense until I just wrote that simplified summary. But despite the good argument. I had to reason against it.
This seems to be removing an awful lot of responsibility from the men they are refering to.
I mean, it's just so natural for a man to want to shoot a woman he's having a relationship with.
So easy for him to go to his gun safe, remove the lock, go get his ammo, load the gun and shoot her.
Man. It's so easy, I almost want to do it to the girl I'm dating, right now! Especially since celebrities already admit that they'd do it, given the chance.
Yes, the article quoted some statistics. But quite frankly, statistics mean less and less to me every time someone quotes them, because I've heard opposing statistics for any and every arguement ever.
It's easy to take a statistic and blow it out of proportion.
But let's say she's right. "For women around the world, the greatest risk comes from their intimate partners. Fully, 85 per cent of women murdered in Canada are killed by their spouse or partner. Most who are shot are killed with legally owned firearms."
Ok so lets just take the responsibility off their shoulders. Obviously the guns are making them do it.
I couldn't help but think back to pretty little Megan Fox. Man. Good thing she decided never to own a gun.
If only everybody were responsible enough to know that they shouldn't be given anything dangerous or they'd fucking kill someone.
Seriously, this next part I truly wish did not have to do with Megan Fox. Never have I mentioned one celebrity so many times in one conversation, blog, or anything.
I hate to admit that I'm ever even aware of these people's real names. I thought a Taylor Swift was some kind of lizard before being told otherwise.
But, this is too connected to the rest of the story to be ignored.
In the same newspaper that I read the article about gun control, was a review of 'Jennifer's Body' Some hot new super natural flick starring(Guess Who) Megan Fox.
Apparently she has sex with people then kills them to satisfy some unholy desire.
This is a trend I've been noticing a lot of lately.
Even with old movies like the Jason or Nightmare on elm street movies. It was horror because you got to like these sweet, sexy characters, then they got killed off one by one and you didn't know who was next. It was suspenseful!
Now, that's not something I particularly want to subject myself too, but it's something, maybe for someone.
It seems more and more, the movies coming out now are about some sort of fetish surrounding hot, beautiful girls getting brutally murdered or slaughtered. If we're lucky, we get some weak plot designed to possibly make us feel that it was right or necessary. IE: Saw, where the people being horribly killed were already bad people or some bollocks.
For the Final Destination shit. I don't even know what the appeal is, other than graphically portraying the the most gruesome deaths some loser could dream up.
I am entirely against censorship, but to me, this isn't even about censorship. It's about, why the hell do you want to watch these things if you're not a sick fuck?
I've seen gory movies where a gory, horrible death is a good plot device. It should make you feel something, for sure. But how can it be the only draw to a movie?
A lot of this is static thought I've managed to type out in a drunken fit. But it all comes down to the same thing. People like the wrong things.
Should it be up to me to decide who likes what? No.
Should it be up to anybody? No.
But it is.
You see it and hear it every day when some talent-less fuck-tard comes on the radio.
You know? I thought I didn't like hip-hop until I heard indie hip-hop. Now I know, the stuff I was subjected too wasn't in the lime light because it was the best of it's kind. It was because it was popular. Why was it popular? Who knows. Sex appeal? Enough funding to be put out there like a bad political campaign?
I always knew this about some things. I just never stopped to smell the roses when it came to hip-hop.
Which brings me back to my original point.
Hot people of the world. I need you to take a stance. You don't need to make people smarter, but they're already being told what to like. Why not tell them to like better things? You're the only ones they will listen to.
We need a media revolution to take place.
They're sheep, you have the crook(penis, bewbs), be the shepherd.
Otherwise, they're going to think that these other 'hot' people are the norm.
And what's with these Kardashians. I mean, someone call Captain Fucking Picard. Who the hell are they?! Why are we giving them their own show? They look like fucking drag queens.
To call them 'Barbie dolls' would be too close to comparing them to something that was supposed to resemble a woman of some sort.
Guys. I challenge each of you to tell a girl who's obviously making no effort to 'pretty' herself up, that she looks beautiful. Fucking do it. I'm sick of eye shadow, tight pants, tube-tops and fish-lips.
To me, normal, pure, un-adulterated and otherwise a complete lack of effort, is attractive, even exotic by today's standards.
They can't all be butch, tomboys the way I like 'em. But man, it's got to be tiring keeping up such unreal expectations.
Yet, they love to put on make-up. They love to plaster, waxy, oily, smelly crud that needs to be removed with something that could strip the grease off an engine block.
It's hard enough just for me to keep my hair looking nice. How could you want this?
That's all.
I'm out of fuel... And while I'm not out of beer. I gotta be gentle on the wallet for the next couple weeks so I'm going to save the next couple cans for rough work days.
Bye the way. If you want to read the articles that induced this vomiting....
Megan Fox's inner demons.
The gun control article.
Review of Jennifer's Body.