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That Llama does look deadly. If I had some kind of allergy to felt it could kill me in an instant.

The one thing that stops me getting a girlfriend is my love of the cock. It's like men unwittingly have one up on me. Ass-holes. There is every possibility however that a loving relationship would mean that the cock issue wouldn't matter.

MORAL DILEMNA : Would you date a guy who has no dick? Maybe it had been kicked off by an angry wolf?

I think that maybe too much Valentines advertising is driving me insane. Someone get me a stiff *oo-er* drink.

thankyou!! I don't have it marked as such as its a city and guilds course and so i think we just get graded at the very end of the course in easter. We learnt how to do cost sheets the other day and apparently If it was in the shops It would be sold for 250 haha! eeek..

Thats cool about the new boy! I love those first excited feelings. Sorry about your finger, you silly thing! xx

got any friends you can fix me up with??? im in a BIG dry spell.


rick

hey missus. i hope you enjoyed the gig. that uni project sounds insane!! id love to see the end result!

x

My christmas was pretty good actually, nice to see everyone again, wrap my christmas presents drunk at 3am on christmas day... The usual you know.
I watched Salad Fingers the other day, freaky stuff!

I think i'm already sick of my new profile picture and its been up about a day
I used to love watching shows like "old bear" when it used to be on.
He told stories and it was awesome

sadist are not always a bad thing.

have a good night.

black satin lederhosen and vintage swimsuits my god i wish i had been in the vacinity of scotland that nite you sexy beast!!

WOW! how about that. being told i was too old and creepy to be on someones SG friends list, responding to their journals and being on SG for only one thing, so they deleated me. how sad is that?? isnt that what online journals are for? isnt the site promoting just a little bit that "one thing"? ahhh tis life i guess. if anyone else is "creeped" out by me responding to their journals or the fact that im "old" please let me know....



rick

hey sweetie - i hope you have a good new years eve

x

it's new years eve already, the year has gone so quickly and so many things have happened, some good and some bad.

hope you have a great new years eve!! stay safe and be careful. i look forward to talking with you next year!

{{{{{{{{{{big hugs}}}}}}}}}}




rick

Wow someone else who has devoted a journal entry to food! Drunken messages are always amusing... I just wish I could've used the "i was drunk" excuse when I sent a text to my bf's house phone and bt read the message out to his mum

It's all good because I think my new found trauma has taken my focus away from my utter un-datability.

Excellent insight! Although this time it's my dad and step-family. I've already done the actual family thing. Perfectly timed of course. Also ultimately shocking in a "where the fuck did that come from ... wave bye to your family" kinda way!

I'm not really grumpy .... well I am at the moment actually ... but as a general .... oh you know what I mean.

It is 3:00 in the morning and i wanted more from the day. Help is on the way.

Oh staff discount is always ace. Until everyone you know wants in on it too. Hehe.

I'm not cute really, i'm quite an agressive little bunny. Kogii on the other hand is the epitomy of cute and is NEVER takes her shitty mood out on anyone else.

She's a beauty alright .

Hope you're having a good weekend x

I'm BBBBBloody hungover that's what I am! My limbs are giving up on me. I need water. I feel like a prune.

Ah a fantastic weekend was had - how about you lady? x

very cute lil lady.

have a good one.

I drank for you and our Humbugging cause last night. Just for you baby ...