Jenny is not here right now.
Jenny is enjoying her day off after eight straight shifts.
Jenny is sleepy and hungover - y. Jenny is in bed watching Kids for the bajillionth time this week.
Jenny is eating her own body weight in bran flakes, apples and Ben and Jerry's frozen yoghurt.
This is Jenny's idea of a healthy diet
Jenny has fallen in love with the boy who works in Somerfield, partly because he sells her lovely nicotine and chocolate products and partly because he can never make his till work and blushes a lot.
Jenny snippets
"BOBFOC"
Body of Baywatch Face of Crime Watch
"She had enormous breasts, but she was fucking ugly"
Darren proposed to me when I burped drunkenly in his ear last night, mmmm 3 Tesco wine
Darren asked me to have his babies, but then I hung up on him when he wanted to call them after the beatles... what a loser
He hung up on me when I said I wanted to call them Rudy, Beb, Enid, Brodie and Jake
According to me, the reason I consistently make a better end of day total than him is because of my natural magnetism and my well practised sales technique. According to Darren, it's because I wear mini skirts, climb ladders and suck up to the customers, especially the ones I don't like
Lauren's not bi, but she said she wants to sleep with me, bless
Getting a piggy back home at four in the morning along the Royal Mile
Trying to beat Darren up with my shoe outside Liquid Rooms, just for being ... you know.... a man, then him stealing it and running away. My foot still hurts from walking home semi barefoot.
According to me half a bottle of wine and four JD's is not drinking
According to my mum I am more stupid than she thought
sorry we're busy having a pillow fight in our pyjama's...oh no we spilt ice cream all over our selves, what shall we do now?
I love teasing boys
Pinging sweets at people from night club balconies is what being an adult is about
I defy anyone who thinks the new YYY's album is "pants"
Apparently I look like Jo Whiley
My uncle was awarded an MBE, wouldn't it be cool if it was actuallly foil wrapped chocolate?
I'd do anything for a chocolate biscuit
I now have a new phone and a laptop of my very own, I know how to work neither
in honour of Gem
my very own cocktail angel
Jenny is enjoying her day off after eight straight shifts.
Jenny is sleepy and hungover - y. Jenny is in bed watching Kids for the bajillionth time this week.
Jenny is eating her own body weight in bran flakes, apples and Ben and Jerry's frozen yoghurt.
This is Jenny's idea of a healthy diet
Jenny has fallen in love with the boy who works in Somerfield, partly because he sells her lovely nicotine and chocolate products and partly because he can never make his till work and blushes a lot.
Jenny snippets
"BOBFOC"
Body of Baywatch Face of Crime Watch
"She had enormous breasts, but she was fucking ugly"
Darren proposed to me when I burped drunkenly in his ear last night, mmmm 3 Tesco wine
Darren asked me to have his babies, but then I hung up on him when he wanted to call them after the beatles... what a loser
He hung up on me when I said I wanted to call them Rudy, Beb, Enid, Brodie and Jake
According to me, the reason I consistently make a better end of day total than him is because of my natural magnetism and my well practised sales technique. According to Darren, it's because I wear mini skirts, climb ladders and suck up to the customers, especially the ones I don't like
Lauren's not bi, but she said she wants to sleep with me, bless
Getting a piggy back home at four in the morning along the Royal Mile
Trying to beat Darren up with my shoe outside Liquid Rooms, just for being ... you know.... a man, then him stealing it and running away. My foot still hurts from walking home semi barefoot.
According to me half a bottle of wine and four JD's is not drinking
According to my mum I am more stupid than she thought
sorry we're busy having a pillow fight in our pyjama's...oh no we spilt ice cream all over our selves, what shall we do now?
I love teasing boys
Pinging sweets at people from night club balconies is what being an adult is about
I defy anyone who thinks the new YYY's album is "pants"
Apparently I look like Jo Whiley
My uncle was awarded an MBE, wouldn't it be cool if it was actuallly foil wrapped chocolate?
I'd do anything for a chocolate biscuit
I now have a new phone and a laptop of my very own, I know how to work neither
in honour of Gem
my very own cocktail angel
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pattymayonaise:
MMMM ben and jerry frozen yoghurt, i've never tried that!!! Sounds gooood xx
nickaka:
Jenny.. I think maybe you are very cool. Highly likely. See you tonight. xx!