mooj

Stuck on my sticky shoooooooooooe!
I got me a sexy flem voice for christmas, huzzah!!!!!
Despite having the most fabulous costume of black satin lederhosen for Club Noir, I didn't get to go booooooooo!
The flem situation had reached ridiculous proportions and I couldn't actually talk, I was beginning to sound a bit like the penguin that lost its squeak in Toy Story 2
So I spent the whole day still dressed as Squiffy the poodle from the night before and eating Haribo and leftover quiche, classy!
Once again I ended up at the thorougly mankyroo Citrus Club on Saturday night and spent a large part of the evening hiding in the toilets shouting "CUNT,CUNT HE'S A CUNTING CUNTY CUNT!!!!!!"
I'm a real lady Luca or Cunto as he is now known (slept together a few times, was very mean to me and made jokes the morning after along the lines of ..."so how much will that be then?" , and would get off with other girls right in front of me!) was there and he actually tried to talk to me! The cheek! Thankfully my favourite boyo Darren offered to mug him for me, bless
Rounded up the evening by snogging Darren's girlfreind (he didn't mind) and consequentially having a flick fight on the dance floor after he licked his finger and stuck it in my ear, obviously I won and he congratulated me by telling me he loves me more than beer and licking my face (Darren is 27 and a history teacher, hrrrm)
I've decided men are just too confusing, I met a very yummy boy on Christmas eve who I used to live near and it turns out he really likes me (he may be demented) I really like him and we have tons in common, but.........he lives in FUCKING DUNDEE!!!!!!!WHY GOD WHY?It's jusnofair, humph!
Gaaa, enough venting me thinx, what did everyone get for Christmas?
I got a raging hangover (I woke up on Moo-pa's sofa fully dressed and still drunk) and an awesome Hello Kitty Radio Alarm Clock shaped like a teacup, then on boxing day I got food poisining, cheers Moo-ma!!!!
It's good to be home