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You pretty much have to be a die-hard hockey guy like me to love this commercial, so I have no idea why I'm posting it on SG, but whatever, nobody reads my fucking blog anyways...

It's 2 in the morning and once again I'm resorting to porn for any type of personal pleasure. I've got so much pent up sexual frustration right now it's insane. But what can a guy do? Ah well, masturbation to the rescue once again...

It's the conundrum we all face. What happens after we save the world and snag the princess and defeat the evil Bowser?

One of the greatest movies of all time wittled down to its beautiful core. Fuck its great.

the two best drummers in the world face off, it's a close one, but I have to give the decision to Buddy Rich

I could write an essay about how this video from the Bum Fights movies points out all the ills of society but then again some things speak for themselves. (Note: If anyone knows the name of the punk song at the end of this, please let me know)

and this, for some reason, is the best music video ever, evvveeeeeer...

I think this takes the trophy away from Spike Jonze's Pharcyde video as best backwards video ever...

If only it was this easy...

Some days I feel so filty I can't stand my own thoughts
It's as if I'm simply waiting for that ignorant bliss to return
That beautiful, mundane, comforting bliss
I feel empty half the time
And the other half I'm simply content with not feeling so fucking empty
But I stagger on
Sometimes quite efficiently
Sometimes lame
Because in the grand sceme of it all...
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I think some people on Suicide Girls should watch this video, maybe they'll realize finally that they are taking life way to seriously... or not