monsvalentine

i prefer metaphysics to theology.
i play fantasy football.
i have tried all the major religions and most of the minors.
i have worshipped buddha, allah, brahma, nietzsche and acid.
i think everyone should own good denim.
i open presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve.
i like voss bottled water.
i believe lee harvey oswald acted alone.
i ate at a great spot this week in omaha, taste.
i believe in the small of a woman's back.
i went for a run today.
i ate a sammy from potbelly's.
i love to stop in weird gas stations.
i dig the sun, beer, hot dogs and freaks that baseball offers.
i am drinking a double shot right now.
i watch reality television.
i think i'll have beef fajitas for dinner.
i will own an original mark rothko painting.
i have the best biscuit.
i just traveled through missouri, iowa, nebraska and kansas.
i am sarcasm.
i will have a child soon.
i require little sleep.
i do no regret.
i like thick gritty accents.
i understand.
i like grocery shopping.
i buy way too much shit.
i dig the smell of loccitane verbena.
i am into cutting horses.
i think albacore tuna sashimi is the shit.
i can expand your mind.
i hate raisins.
i hate cilantro with a deep passion.
i own over three thousand cds.
i need a new cd.
i am thinking about buying a black mouth cur.
i just bought a new tahoe.
i know things.
i learned that there are 108 beads in a catholic rosary.
i know there are 108 stitches in a baseball.
i put that together and gave jesus a chance.
i gave up on him when he laid to much guilt on me.
i admire a girl that can talk music.
i melt when she bites her lip.
i think there is something sexy about maya rudolph.
i need occassional silence.
i think most people are full of shit.
i miss the ocean.
i believe in the sweet spot.
i think hualalai is the shit.
i think jeff buckley was beyond talent.
i am a puma whore.
i surf.
i snowboard.
i love mexican beer.
i hope.
i think jamba juice is better than smoothie king.
i eat red meat.
i love a long road trip.
i am out.