i just drove from dallas to chicago... notes from the road.
1. muskogee, oklahoma is a fucked up place. stopped at a gas station to get gas and use the restroom. every single toilet was filled with shit. hey okies, flush the gawd damn toilet, you dumb asses. fuck. i was 'queered' like 4 times. bam, bam, bam, bam!
2. that starbuck's mint mocha cold coffee drink is money.
3. the world's largest mcdonald's is in oklahoma. flush the fucking toilets!
4. jack johnson has some tight ass lyrics. listened to: jack johnson, shout out louds, interpol, mike jones, pete yorn, ryan adams, the white stripes, damien rice, robert earl keen, coldplay, ours and 50.
5. stayed in springfield last night. i watched constantine. and some food from fish. it was all average at best.
6. 889 miles, 13 hours logged on the road.
7. i'm forgetting every single thing i wanted to jot down. typical.
8. oh, i saw a sign in some guys field that said: ' guns save lives.' ha ha ha. nice.
9. stop sweating me.
10. cracker barrel. i'm on the fence on that place. something creeps me out about it. big time.
11. if i can figure out how to upload a photo from my camera phone, i'll share a brilliant shot i took today. i was in a gas station. yes, oklahoma. a 4 year old boy, with a shaved head. and a mullet down to his ass. and he was grabbing a squirt to drink. fucking rad! bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha! i just knew his inbred family was going to want to fight if they knew what i was doing. so long stink town!!
1. muskogee, oklahoma is a fucked up place. stopped at a gas station to get gas and use the restroom. every single toilet was filled with shit. hey okies, flush the gawd damn toilet, you dumb asses. fuck. i was 'queered' like 4 times. bam, bam, bam, bam!
2. that starbuck's mint mocha cold coffee drink is money.
3. the world's largest mcdonald's is in oklahoma. flush the fucking toilets!
4. jack johnson has some tight ass lyrics. listened to: jack johnson, shout out louds, interpol, mike jones, pete yorn, ryan adams, the white stripes, damien rice, robert earl keen, coldplay, ours and 50.
5. stayed in springfield last night. i watched constantine. and some food from fish. it was all average at best.
6. 889 miles, 13 hours logged on the road.
7. i'm forgetting every single thing i wanted to jot down. typical.
8. oh, i saw a sign in some guys field that said: ' guns save lives.' ha ha ha. nice.
9. stop sweating me.
10. cracker barrel. i'm on the fence on that place. something creeps me out about it. big time.
11. if i can figure out how to upload a photo from my camera phone, i'll share a brilliant shot i took today. i was in a gas station. yes, oklahoma. a 4 year old boy, with a shaved head. and a mullet down to his ass. and he was grabbing a squirt to drink. fucking rad! bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha! i just knew his inbred family was going to want to fight if they knew what i was doing. so long stink town!!
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no shit.
and oops.
I was housecleaning and might have sliced you accidentally.
cry pardon.