monsvalentine

you know what's fun? besides being a yankee hater these days? calling someone a blowhole to their face. merely to see the look on their face afterwards. like, whoa?

i'm back in the studio tonight with this young band. it's kind of a jack johnson type vibe. great voice. we'll see.

gordie: mickey is a mouse, donald is a duck, pluto is a dog. what's goofy?
teddy: he's a dog, he's definitely a dog.
chris: he can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car.
vern: yeah, that is weird. what the hell is goofy?

what's with all these filthy rich athletes that just have to ride a motorcycle? and then crash the motorcycle. ruining their body. losing millions. i don't get it. fucking stupid. good lookin out, jerk off.

on that note...