monsvalentine

if you exercised your right to demonstrate your opinion by not voting, for whatever reason, thats fine. the fact that so many people dont vote speaks volumes. silent incoherent undecipherable mute volumes. does it mean they like everything? does it mean they hate everything? or do they just not care? i dont know. but what i do know is that it was a sad day when they stopped allowing write-in candidates in the federal elections. because until then mickey mouse always finished in third or fourth place. i think he almost got matching funds in 1976. at least back then, we knew where those people stood.

any of yall have a dad that as a kid stayed home from church a lot? on that rare occasion he did go to church, you can be sure hed be nodding off before the preacher got halfway through his sermon. dad did that. nothing gets a ten year old through a sunday sermon quicker than watching his dads head snap back like a whip thirty times over thirty minutes. the preacher, he sees it all dad falling asleep my brother and i laughing and poking each other to make sure everybody else sees it. the beyond pissed look on moms face. the best part is the drive home dad all smug and ready for a pot roast dinner hes ready, cause hes done been to church! started the day out right listening to gods word. worst thing was to bust him out loud. all thatd get you is a speech on how hard he works and oh by the way theres some yard work i want done when we get home got a feeling this isnt just a southern thing. there are dads probably nodding off on sundays clear across this nation.

yes i wanted to vote for mickey mouse for president.