monsvalentine

went to fort worth last night. got to hang out with my little brother. also meant i got to hang out with my beloved friends below.



one of our cousins (michael) went to eat with us. he's seventeen. good kid. nice and laid back. he was telling us this story from when he was in the seventh grade. basically, his mom (linda - my aunt) picked up the phone to make a call but instead heard his girlfriend (gwen) talking on the other end. gwen was going on and on about giving michael head the night before. linda flipped. started talking to them both. making ascene. and called the gwen's parents as well, to tell them the news. oh, yeah. he was grounded. but more importantly, mortified. and of course, linda threw away all his rap cd's. cause you know, that was the reason why this happened. i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. (sorry, nicolelee, it knocked the fupa bit off the pedestal. it happens.)

much love to all you mother fuckers today.