you strangle people with a sneering grin. i can't believe i made it. brooklyn is burning down the discotheque, discotheque. let's shake it.
my niece, whom just turned four, called me last night to tell me a joke.
here's the joke: how do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it. how do you catch a tame rabbit? tame way, unique up on it. hilarious. from a four year old.
those two guys on the sonic commercials. what a couple of asses those two punks are. almost made me boycott sonic. almost.
however, that "i'm not touching you" spot always gets a cheap laugh out of me.
my guilty pleasure is coming up. fantasy football. i tried to give it up, but i'm addicted.
i usually always just straight delete all those campy emails. but today, i thought this was cool. perhaps i'm bleeding. "the woman came out of a man's rib... not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved." and i wouldn't treat my one and only any other way.
that was cheesy. i know this. but, don't love me like you do. besides, she's my everything. and we adore her. fookers.
not only do the pixies perform at the acl fest next month, they will tape an austin city limits segment in october. these tapings are wonderful because, for one, they're free (first come, first served) and whatever local bar is sponsoring each season provides free beer. i've had the pleasure of catching spoon and ben kweller this way.
time to share some pop culture that the masses thrive on. britney spears is excited about her wedding. she also left motormouth popword presenter simon amstell speechless during a recent interview. when he asked her what the last thing she'd had in her mouth was, she replied "a dildo". funny, i hear that britney is getting hitched this weekend. durst. not to be a little bitch, but considering she's already had a drive-thru vegas wedding and her current love rat fianc has already put a dildo in her mouth, i'm not quite sure that her "marriage" holds the same sanctity it once did, now does it? britney, britney, britney. you ain't madonna. and one little dildo ain't gonna change all that.
everybody's talking all this stuff about me. why can't they just let me be?
an old friend tried to pitch me a band for a publishing deal yesterday. he started with: "dude, they are huge in russia." next.
live fat. be skinny. daddy's out.
my niece, whom just turned four, called me last night to tell me a joke.
here's the joke: how do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it. how do you catch a tame rabbit? tame way, unique up on it. hilarious. from a four year old.
those two guys on the sonic commercials. what a couple of asses those two punks are. almost made me boycott sonic. almost.
however, that "i'm not touching you" spot always gets a cheap laugh out of me.
my guilty pleasure is coming up. fantasy football. i tried to give it up, but i'm addicted.
i usually always just straight delete all those campy emails. but today, i thought this was cool. perhaps i'm bleeding. "the woman came out of a man's rib... not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved." and i wouldn't treat my one and only any other way.
that was cheesy. i know this. but, don't love me like you do. besides, she's my everything. and we adore her. fookers.
not only do the pixies perform at the acl fest next month, they will tape an austin city limits segment in october. these tapings are wonderful because, for one, they're free (first come, first served) and whatever local bar is sponsoring each season provides free beer. i've had the pleasure of catching spoon and ben kweller this way.
time to share some pop culture that the masses thrive on. britney spears is excited about her wedding. she also left motormouth popword presenter simon amstell speechless during a recent interview. when he asked her what the last thing she'd had in her mouth was, she replied "a dildo". funny, i hear that britney is getting hitched this weekend. durst. not to be a little bitch, but considering she's already had a drive-thru vegas wedding and her current love rat fianc has already put a dildo in her mouth, i'm not quite sure that her "marriage" holds the same sanctity it once did, now does it? britney, britney, britney. you ain't madonna. and one little dildo ain't gonna change all that.
everybody's talking all this stuff about me. why can't they just let me be?
an old friend tried to pitch me a band for a publishing deal yesterday. he started with: "dude, they are huge in russia." next.
live fat. be skinny. daddy's out.
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