i feel too young to hold on. and i'm much too old to break free and run. too deaf, dumb and blind to see the damage i've done. sweet lover, you should've come over.
love that sprint commercial. i think it's sprint. the one where the soccer kid goes over his soccer minutes. and the kid just mumbles something bizarre. what the hell is he saying? cracks me up.
watch your back today. the ninjas are out there.
up for a little ranting?
man, i saw some horrbile television yesterday. first, i saw about ten minutes of a ricki lake show while sitting in a waiting room. please gawd, give me those ten minutes back. i apologize. i won't do it again. you can count on that. i swear.
i saw a re-run of magician david blaine starving himself in a box in england. who fucking cares? what the hell was that? "oh its great. its the presentation of human suffering and how we all suffer. it's natural and he made it. i respect him now." shut your biscuit. world is fully stocked with dumb. dont need more of it. this is the guy that levitated right in front of deion sanders. now that was something. do that again. pull a rabbit our of your hat for granny. but please. no more sitting in a gawd damn box.
i stay calm when most people freak out in weird situations. dont know where that comes from. but let a bee fly at me at night while im doing something and total hell ensues. i break out like gunpowder from a cannon. dumb-ass bugs. what do they look to gain? why? why in a 550 square foot room do they come at me like im covered in syrup?
saw where those enviro-freaks blasted another hummer dealership in california. dumbest people on the planet. earth liberation whatevers. don't get me wrong, i'm down with mother earth also. but that's not the answer. heres a snapshot of these freaks: football? way off. they dont believe in contests where one team is named winner over another. see it as tied to nationalism and patriotism. there is no gawd. mother earth is their religion. no bacon for breakfast. anti united states. period. have a hero complex. would have been firemen but found out you have to actually go to work and be a real hero. most are under twenty five years of age and pathetically caucasian. educated on american college campuses, where their whacked-out beliefs were coddled, cultivated and expanded on by professors. can come up with a conspiracy theory on everything from 9/11 to mothers day and the murder of flowers.
don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. and if you have a glass jaw, you better watch your mouth.
live fat. be skinny.
love that sprint commercial. i think it's sprint. the one where the soccer kid goes over his soccer minutes. and the kid just mumbles something bizarre. what the hell is he saying? cracks me up.
watch your back today. the ninjas are out there.
up for a little ranting?
man, i saw some horrbile television yesterday. first, i saw about ten minutes of a ricki lake show while sitting in a waiting room. please gawd, give me those ten minutes back. i apologize. i won't do it again. you can count on that. i swear.
i saw a re-run of magician david blaine starving himself in a box in england. who fucking cares? what the hell was that? "oh its great. its the presentation of human suffering and how we all suffer. it's natural and he made it. i respect him now." shut your biscuit. world is fully stocked with dumb. dont need more of it. this is the guy that levitated right in front of deion sanders. now that was something. do that again. pull a rabbit our of your hat for granny. but please. no more sitting in a gawd damn box.
i stay calm when most people freak out in weird situations. dont know where that comes from. but let a bee fly at me at night while im doing something and total hell ensues. i break out like gunpowder from a cannon. dumb-ass bugs. what do they look to gain? why? why in a 550 square foot room do they come at me like im covered in syrup?
saw where those enviro-freaks blasted another hummer dealership in california. dumbest people on the planet. earth liberation whatevers. don't get me wrong, i'm down with mother earth also. but that's not the answer. heres a snapshot of these freaks: football? way off. they dont believe in contests where one team is named winner over another. see it as tied to nationalism and patriotism. there is no gawd. mother earth is their religion. no bacon for breakfast. anti united states. period. have a hero complex. would have been firemen but found out you have to actually go to work and be a real hero. most are under twenty five years of age and pathetically caucasian. educated on american college campuses, where their whacked-out beliefs were coddled, cultivated and expanded on by professors. can come up with a conspiracy theory on everything from 9/11 to mothers day and the murder of flowers.
don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. and if you have a glass jaw, you better watch your mouth.
live fat. be skinny.
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have you seen the t-mobile commercial with the monkey? The guy's phone falls into the monkey's living area and the monkey starts dialing during off peak times. The guy flips and jumps in to fight the monkey for the phone. Any commercial is good as long as there is a monkey in it.
Wow. in 4-5 days it's going to be here. I'm soooo excited.