she's a jar. with a heavy lid. my pop quiz kid. a sleepy kisser. a pretty war. with feelings hid. she begs me not to miss her.
crissy is back in town. she rocks my face off.
spoke with 'fitty' this morning. he referred to me as the 'smart' playboy. yes. that's right. s-m-r-t. little bitches! i'm trying to land some tracks on his upcoming l.p.
went out with kelli last night. tried to find her a new girlfriend. i may have struck gold. cutie. stay tuned to channel c for further updates on... kelli and kam.
did you know... pimpin' ain't easy.
call the federales. i'm thinking it's gonna be a tapas and sangria type night. both pitsolas cocked. guns-a-blazin'. click, click, click.
read the following out loud: i am we todd did. i am sofa king we todd did.
live fat. be skinny.
update: 4:15 pm cst. just ate the best baby ruth ever made.
ok, back to... live fat. be skinny.
crissy is back in town. she rocks my face off.
spoke with 'fitty' this morning. he referred to me as the 'smart' playboy. yes. that's right. s-m-r-t. little bitches! i'm trying to land some tracks on his upcoming l.p.
went out with kelli last night. tried to find her a new girlfriend. i may have struck gold. cutie. stay tuned to channel c for further updates on... kelli and kam.
did you know... pimpin' ain't easy.
call the federales. i'm thinking it's gonna be a tapas and sangria type night. both pitsolas cocked. guns-a-blazin'. click, click, click.
read the following out loud: i am we todd did. i am sofa king we todd did.
live fat. be skinny.
update: 4:15 pm cst. just ate the best baby ruth ever made.
ok, back to... live fat. be skinny.
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So you're a playboy, huh? What color's your bunny suit?